Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the guy who thought asphalt...
One-liners Jokes
I've learned that it takes years to build...
I've learned that it takes years to build up t...
To err is human;
To err is human; to admit it is not.
Cold house
Cold? Decorators have created a new interior d...
Don't blame me, I'm from
Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
The attention span of a
The attention span of a computer is as long as...
Smooth
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smoo...
Ask not for whom the
Ask not for whom the bell tolls,
and you will...
Bed Bath and Beyond
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the B...
Taxi driver
Why did the taxi driver give up his job?
Be...
The odds are a million
The odds are a million to one
against my bein...
Obviously you are unable to
Obviously you are unable to assimilate my stim...
Patience will come to one
Patience will come to one who waits for it.
...
His home is free of
His home is free of mice and cockroaches -- th...
Your photographs do you an
Your photographs do you an injustice. They all...
Buying arsenic
A pharmacist tells a customer. In order to buy...
Female astronauts
Why are there no female astronauts on the moon...
Guys Hanging
Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a wall...
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
Peck peck peck
Q: What goes "Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom"?
A: Ch...
Delivery
Did you hear about Michael Jackson?
He thou...
Skunks
Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69-ing...
I've learned that we are
I've learned that we are responsible for what ...
Opportunity
A window of opportunity for me usually involve...
Sumo wrestler
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So n...