Only the good die young, and only the young...
Only the good die young, and only the young di...
One-liners Jokes
Lice On A Bald Man
What do you call lice on a bald man's head? ...
Water freezes at 32 degrees
Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 d...
Doing Time
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calend...
Precisely!
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and ...
Tough Sentencing
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke th...
Can You Hear Me Now?
Never criticize someone until you've walked a m...
The Right to Remain Silent
The world tongue-twister champion just got arre...
Lost for Words
I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is ...
Sure About That?
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means...
The Write Stuff
Correct punctuation: the difference between a s...
Not-So-Comic Timing
What's the difference between a good joke and a...
Early morning revelations
I woke up this morning and forgot which side th...
Ode to tortillas
I've just written a song about tortillas; actua...
Velcro
Velcro—what a rip-off!
Vacuum cleaner
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as...
Bothersome questions
Don't you hate it when someone answers their ow...
Russian dolls
I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themse...
Weighing every viewpoint
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. N...
Remembering the good times
The best thing about good old days is that we w...
Squeaky clean thoughts
I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once...
Late night munchies
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a...
Rock, paper, ticket
Do I lose when the police officer says papers a...
Check your math
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I...
Supercharged swine
A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “O...