One-liners Jokes

One-liners Jokes

"Rap" is to "music" as


"Rap" is to "music" as "Etch-A-Sketch" is to "...

Condom Coffin


Q: What's the difference between a condom and ...

Where do forest rangers go


Where do forest rangers go to "get away from i...

What a mess!


Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhe...

If work is so terrific,


If work is so terrific, why do they have to pa...

As you read the scroll,


As you read the scroll, it vanishes...

Now hiring


Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Pos...

Fast food makes you sick


Fast food makes you sick quick.


Joke found o...

Contrary to popular belief Tattoos


Contrary to popular belief Tattoos are not per...

The secret of success is


The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you ...

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What is the only bad thing about the '69' posi...

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!


Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

Do you need a silencer


Do you need a silencer if you are going to sho...

If I can survive death,...


If I can survive death,
I can probably surviv...

Everything should be made as simple as possible,...


Everything should be made as simple as possibl...

Some people are only alive


Some people are only alive because it is illeg...

Why isn't there a tax


Why isn't there a tax on stuff I don't like?

On the other hand, Rome


On the other hand, Rome was burnt in a day.

If you think the problem


If you think the problem is bad now. . .
just...

Fifty-fifty


How do men define a "50/50" relationship?


Wo...

Mind over matter... if you don't mind it doesn't...


Mind over matter... if you don't mind it doesn...

If your parents didn't have children, chances...


If your parents didn't have children,
chances...

Reality is an illusion that


Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the ...

Show me a man who


Show me a man who always has two feet on the g...

I know somewere inside of


I know somewere inside of me there is a sober ...