Bermuda triangle
Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle ha...
One-liners Jokes
Earn cash in your spare
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail frie...
Drunken Donut II
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfu...
I'd rather have a bottle
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a...
He was such a poor
He was such a poor sailor tht he got seasick a...
If swimming is good for
If swimming is good for your shape, then why d...
STMP T VWLS
STMP T VWLS
Insults 1
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even mo...
Replacement
The easiest way to find something lost around ...
All my life I said
All my life I said I wanted to be someone...
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A computer's attention span is
A computer's attention span is as long as it's...
When there's a will, I
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
All is not lost, It's
All is not lost, It's just a little hard to ke...
He who laughs last thinks
He who laughs last thinks slowest
If you have a lot
If you have a lot of tension and you get a hea...
Do employees of the Lipton
Do employees of the Lipton Tea company take co...
Get out of my sun!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michae...
Making beer
How do frogs make beer?
Like everybody else...
But but he said she
But but he said she said I could . . .
Bad Idea
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye ...
If white wine goes with
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes ...
When sign makers go on
When sign makers go on strike, is anything wri...
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Was it good?
After making love, I said to my girl, "Was it ...
Bad breath
Your breath's so stinky, I don't know whether ...