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Worthless
Why is a degree like a condom?
It's rolled u...
A fine is tax for
A fine is tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fin...
The more I get to
The more I get to know people, the better I li...
Then there was the insomniac
Then there was the insomniac prowler who was c...
E.T. is short for?
Question: What's E.T. short for?
Answer: Be...
Men whistling
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the...
I don't suffer from insanity,
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every mi...
You know how most packages
You know how most packages say "Open here". W...
Smash forehead on keyboard to
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
Mid- life crisis
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing...
When writing, always make sure
When writing, always make sure your verb and s...
Genghis Khan is looking for
Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbari...
Aboriginie
Q. What does an aboriginie call a sheet of cor...
A camel is a horse
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
A ...
I wished the buck stopped
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use...
Never raise your hands to
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leave...
Morning After Pill
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pil...
Warm satisfaction
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives war...
It's not the fall that
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sud...
Happiness is a positive cash
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
NBC
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the...
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 y...
Modeling
I tried runway modeling once.
Boy was that ...
98 Legs
What has 98 legs & 23 teeth?
The front r...