Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to
hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years
old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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