In the city today the
In the city today the temperature rose to 180 ...
One-liners Jokes
I'm defending her honor, which
I'm defending her honor, which is more than sh...
Crabs
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet ...
"Heads" I win, "tails" you
"Heads" I win, "tails" you lose...
Why do we sing "Take
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game,...
Trust no one in times
Trust no one in times of crisis.
20 Ft Long
What's twenty feet long and smells like urine?...
Never make anything simple and
Never make anything simple and efficient when ...
In Canada there are two Seasons......
In Canada there are two Seasons...
six months...
Drum and a cymbal
A bass drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
...
Smoking
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend start...
Smiths in the Phonebook
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone b...
If at first you don't
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evi...
Love at first sight
Why do men like love at first sight?
It sav...
If a pig loses its
If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgr...
Xerox does it again and
Xerox does it again and again and again and...
Just when you thought you
Just when you thought you were winning the rat...
Young Man: Why do philosophers
Young Man: Why do philosophers ask so many que...
Car Joke
If you can read this,
Than I can step on my ...
He has a small piece
He has a small piece of brain lodged in his sk...
Knowledge was never known to enter the head...
Knowledge was never known to enter the head vi...
Reality is an illusion that
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the ...
Lost Tail
Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's t...
What color coffee?
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
...
Four legs & one arm
Q. What's got four legs and one arm?
A. A Ro...