You're not getting older, you're
You're not getting older, you're getting ancie...
One-liners Jokes
If Barbie's so popular, why
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy...
I've learned that you shouldn't
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourse...
Had a cousin once who
Had a cousin once who was the town drunk. Not ...
I didn't fight my way
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food c...
Talk to them
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will...
Bumper Sticker #119
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Never lick a gift horse
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Ever wonder if illiterate people
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full ...
On the other hand, you
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Yo momma U-G-L-Y!
You mom is so ugly that when she walked out of...
It is hard to understand
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised...
Any small object when dropped
Any small object when dropped will hide under ...
I started out with nothing,
I started out with nothing, and I still have m...
Pilots with V.D.
How did the entire squadron of Navy pilots get...
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could...
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use...
Peanuts
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
O...
My parents were so poor
My parents were so poor they got married for t...
Never advise anyone to go
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
...
Five out of four people
Five out of four people are schizophrenic.
If you die on an
If you die on an elevator, be sure to press th...
And then Budda says to
And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor:
"M...
Do something unusual today.
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work o...
Smith & Wesson: The original
Smith & Wesson: The original point and cli...
If something doesn't absolutely, positively
If something doesn't absolutely, positively ha...