One-liners Jokes

One-liners Jokes

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,


Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted....

Grand


Marriage is grand.


Divorce is about 10 gran...

What's in the Underpants?


Q: What's brown and often found in children's ...

Support mental health or I'll


Support mental health or I'll kill you.

It was all so different


It was all so different before everything chan...

Never hit a man with


Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with som...

If tin whistles are made


If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do t...

You'll never be the man


You'll never be the man your mother was.

When in doubt, ignore it.


When in doubt, ignore it.

Just when you thought you


Just when you thought you were winning the rat...

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless


Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in t...

The Universe is a figment


The Universe is a figment of its own imaginati...

I never drink anything stronger


I never drink anything stronger than gin befor...

Bumper Sticker #109


Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't...

Put on your seatbelt... I


Put on your seatbelt... I wanna try something.

Beware of what you want.


Beware of what you want. You may get it.

How to distract an idiot


to distract an idiot scroll down


to distrac...

If your parents didn't have


If your parents didn't have children,
chances...

Mopeds


What do fat women and mopeds have in common?

...

If a word is misspelled


If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how...

Salesman


Is this guy a salesman?


He could sign Pari...

Why is it that when


Why is it that when you're driving and looking...

Who is General Failure and


Who is General Failure and why's he reading my...

Pooh


Why did Tigger go searching in the restroom?

...

IBM: You can buy better,


IBM: You can buy better, but you can't pay mor...