Beauty is in the eye
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
One-liners Jokes
Musicians
How many musicians does it take to screw in a ...
Tupperware
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common...
JFK jr.
Why didn't JFK Jr take a shower before be left...
When VW Rabbits first came
When VW Rabbits first came out, they still had...
If Webster wrote the first
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where d...
Don't think of it as
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, thi...
Lone Ranger
Tonto and the Lone Ranger had a falling out......
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the un...
When all else fails, read
When all else fails, read the instructions.
The gene pool could use
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine....
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Math illiteracy affects eight out
Math illiteracy affects eight out of every fiv...
Then there was the undertaker
Then there was the undertaker who signed all h...
If electricity comes from electrons,
If electricity comes from electrons, does that...
The Grip
Q: What's the difference between pink and purp...
Yo moma's so fat
Yo mamma is so fat when she gets on the scale ...
Those who think it's tough
Those who think it's tough to make a living as...
The square root of 5
The square root of 5 is 2 for small values of ...
During the Middle Ages, probably
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the bi...
Wal-Mart
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how ...
Ms. Piggy
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Cuz e...
Give me ambiguity or give
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
It's Your Right!
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare...
The Ultimate Rejection
Q: What is the ultimate rejection ?
A: Your h...