A blonde laughing
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
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One-liners Jokes
Insanity is hereditary. Parents
Insanity is hereditary. Parents get it from t...
Suicide is the most sincere
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criti...
Why do we drive on
Why do we drive on the parkways, and park on t...
Virtual reality is its own
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Love your neighbor, but don't
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Cute doggie
one day there was a cute doggie who wished he ...
Did you ever notice when
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's f...
Poker
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes...
Hot Tub Chicken
Q:What's a chicken in a hot tub?
A:Soup
Insults 4
She could eat a watermelon through a picket fe...
Ooooooh Aaaaaaah
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" an...
All I ask of Life
All I ask of Life is a constant and
exaggerat...
Cat food!
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Restaurant service
Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails."...
Wife and TV
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a ...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both...
The devil finds work for
The devil finds work for idle glands.
Don't force it, get a
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Bumper Sticker #116
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Wi...
Some men are discovered; others
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Bumper Sticker #124
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
IRS ... Leach?
Q: What's the difference between a leach and t...
My play was a complete
My play was a complete success. The audience ...
Fast food makes you sick
Fast food makes you sick quick.