Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the...
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same...
One-liners Jokes
Stop smoking
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking...
"Give a man a fire
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, bu...
Horton actually heard...
Horton actually heard the Who, but Dr. Suess w...
Alcoholics Alias is a group
Alcoholics Alias is a group in which you conti...
Balanced person
My mother-in-law is a well balanced person.
...
People who live in stone
People who live in stone houses shouldn't thro...
The only difference between a
The only difference between a rut and a grave ...
Frogs car
What happend to the frog's car?
It got toad ...
Smelly
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish.
...
The major cause of auto
The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loos...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
You look intelligent. However
You look intelligent. However when you open y...
I wanted to go the
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous
me...
Texans are living proof that Indians screwed...
Texans are living proof that Indians screwed b...
If you would lift me,
If you would lift me, you must be on higher gr...
Confused Idiot
Question: How do you confuse an idiot?
Answer...
It's possible that my whole
It's possible that my whole purpose in life
i...
Advertising is just telling lies
Advertising is just telling lies to attract sh...
History does not repeat itself,
History does not repeat itself, -- historians ...
if you want to kiss your hunny but her nose...
if you want to kiss your hunny but her nose is...
Tennis elbow
If tennis players get tennis elbow, what do gy...
90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...
90% of being smart, is knowing what you're dum...
Fairy tales: horror stories for
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to ge...
Nobody goes to that restaurant
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's ...