She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!
She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
She thinks the rear-view mirror is for putting on make-up.
She was another one of his near Mrs.
She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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