A closed mouth gathers no feet....
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
One-liners Jokes
We have enough youth, how
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of ...
Save Water
Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's d...
A successful man is a
A successful man is a clod just like you who w...
Cheese
Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?
A...
Why are a 'wise man'
Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposite...
Everything is controlled by a
Everything is controlled by a small evil group...
Survival
How can one believe in survival of the fittest...
When you do a good
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in cas...
When I'm not in my right mind
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind get...
How do you tell when
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ...
Cool
hi i am cool
The Eternal Question
If a man says something in the woods and no wo...
I don't repeat gossip.
I don't repeat gossip. So listen carefully...
Smile.... It confuses people!
Smile.... It confuses people!
You're driving me Nucking Futs!
You're driving me Nucking Futs!
Your photographs do you an
Your photographs do you an injustice. They all...
How to make a Blonde Laugh
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?...
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Hell's Angels
Q. Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Be...
Small pants
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
...
To err is human; to
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
What's up Doc...
A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep t...
For the millionth time, stop
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating.
We must silence those who
We must silence those who oppose freedom of sp...