Make it idiot proof and someone will make...
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a be...
One-liners Jokes
78.2% of all statistics are
78.2% of all statistics are meaningless.
Corduroy pillows
Buy corduroy pillows, they're making headlines!
Easy pick up
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in commo...
" Hire a teenage while they still know everything,...
" Hire a teenage while they still know everyth...
I can imagine a world
I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, ...
Beelzebug
Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito...
Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; ...
Anorexic
Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast i...
A city in Alaska passed
A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all do...
A meeting is an event
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken ...
Never meddle in the affairs of Wizards: it...
Never meddle in the affairs of Wizards: it mak...
If you make something idiot-proof,
If you make something idiot-proof, someone, so...
Never moon a werewolf.
Never moon a werewolf.
Fish
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the ...
Eat with the stars
What a rip-off! Once I ate in a Hollywood rest...
Good Girl or Nice girl?
What is the difference between a good girl and...
Shoes
Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a bana...
Another Jacko Joke
Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal-Mart?
H...
Vampire snacks
Why do vampires eat in transport cafes?
They...
Exchange
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's...
Tree or bush
Q: What is the difference between a geneologis...
Three strikes
There’s some talk about changing California’s ...
Activists
People are more violently opposed to fur than ...
When people run around and
When people run around and around in circles w...