When you're swimming in the
When you're swimming in the creek and an
eel ...
One-liners Jokes
Long, hard...
What is long, hard, and filled with seamen?
...
Minds are like parachutes; they
Minds are like parachutes; they only work when...
Cheerleaders
Why does the University of Missouri�s football...
To be, or not to
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
If you're in a vehicle
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of ligh...
Once, I wept for I
Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came ...
Clean rooms are boring.
Clean rooms are boring.
Death and taxes are inevitable;
Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death...
Chicken Little only has to
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
I like to go down
I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend...
3 Kinds of People
There are three kinds of people in the world -...
There is only one way
There is only one way to kill capitalism: taxe...
Skeleton Crossed the Road
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A:...
I laugh in the face
I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide unt...
Your mamma
Your momma is so fat that she stepped on a sca...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Difference
Q: What's the difference between love, true lo...
Friends help you move.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you ...
The facts, although interesting, are
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevan...
A Fathers Wallet
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet,...
Confusius say: "Man who board
Confusius say: "Man who board plane sideways g...
If you throw a kitten
If you throw a kitten out the window does it b...
Marine Corps Snipers
Marine Corps Sniper. You can run but you'll j...
Never use a preposition to
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.