If you're always right, something's
If you're always right, something's wrong.
One-liners Jokes
Death is life's way of
Death is life's way of telling you you've been...
If all the world is
If all the world is a stage, where is the audi...
"I may not be totally
"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me...
If Mama Cass had given
If Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter half o...
The more I miss it,
The more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
Idiot
Don't argue with an idiot!
People watching m...
Last one there...
What did one sperm say to the other?
"Last ...
This sentence no verb.
This sentence no verb.
Whistle
What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle...
The beatings will continue until
The beatings will continue until morale improv...
Never underestimate the power of
Never underestimate the power of human stupidi...
Courage is your greatest present
Courage is your greatest present need.
Calling Prisoners
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
...
Sophomore course
How many Duke freshmen does it take to change ...
Important
Why is it more important for women to be prett...
I said no to drugs,
I said no to drugs, but they didn't listen!
Born Free. . . .
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Why do "fat chance" and
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the...
A verbal contract isn't worth
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's p...
What happens if you get
What happens if you get scared half to death t...
Bumper Sticker #115
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mushrooms
What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mush...
The best way to win an argument is to start...
The best way to win an argument is to start by...
Light travels faster than sound.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why s...