Octopus Jokes

Octopus Jokes

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Octopus


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Temples

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Doctor Octopus robbed a bank today.

He didn't have a gun, but he was well armed.

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

TEN Tickles


LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.