Octopus Jokes
Why is it so easy to fool an octopus?
They're all suckers.
Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing..
How many tickles does it take to make an octopu...
I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.
What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?
A Dog-...
A woman walks into a fancy seafood restaurant...
...and is asked by the waiter to pick something...
What does an octopus have ten of?
Tickles...
What happened to the octopus in the football game?
He had tentackles.
How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles...
Because then it would be octward.
(Awkward b...
What is an octopus?
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octo...
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopu...
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? ...
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to...
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain...
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Te...
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat...
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On s...
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, m...
How does an octopus go to war ?
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnapp...