How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-tickles
TEN-tickles!
I find it funny how most people s...
Octopus Jokes
How many tickels until a octopus laughs
Ten-tickels...... I'll leave
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A strong reprimand from the ethics committee an...
Which joke is better?
How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inb...
What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?
nobody knows actually but it will be perfect fo...
Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch.
Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch after watch...
While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus
The whole experience was rather breathtaking.
Cephalopod humour
How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus?
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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dis...
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not ge...
Why didn't the octopus join the army?
Because he was already too army...
How many tickles do you give an octopus?
TENtickles
Did you know you can order a taco at a Japanese restaurant?
I hope you like octopus.
Dad jokes for Father's Day
As its Father's Day (in Australia at least), he...
What's the plural of compass?
This one's best if you say it out loud.
Wh...
What did the octopus make for desert?
...Octopie
The Whale was uneasy.
"I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his acc...
What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dis...
Octopus
How does an octopus make you laugh?
With ten-t...