Octopus Jokes

Octopus Jokes

Laughing Octopus

Q:How many tickles would it take to make an oct...

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs...

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can ...

How to you make an octopus laugh?

...you give it ten tickles

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles

how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh

TEN TICKLES

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite...

If a woman has eight vaginas...

She'd be an octopus.

Octopus!

how many tickles does it take to make a octopus...

Always been a favourite of mine.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopu...

A years worth of jokes

Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...

V8

What kind of sexually transmitted disease can y...

Sometimes I wish I were an octopus...

so that I could slap 8 people at once.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many g...