What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
I'm sorry.
Octopus Jokes
What do you get when you cross a migrant worker with an octopus?
I don't know what it's called...
But it can sur...
A man walks out of a bar...
He realizes he must be drunk after having seen ...
Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video?
Kids kept getting confused about why the octopu...
What happens when you cross..
....a black person with an octopus?
A creature...
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A mediocre Bond film.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a black person?
I don't know either, but it would be great at p...
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm
He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and ...
How do you make an octopus laugh?
By giving it ten tickles *badumts*
What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?
A knock-knocktopus.
Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs?
A deck of playing cards.
How can you tell if an octopus is a male?
It has 9 tentacles.
Why did the octopus blush?
He’d just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!
What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?
I don't know but it would be excellent at picki...
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles. lol :P
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten"tickles"
What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?
Octopus Prime.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
Reprimand from the university ethics board and ...
Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?
It had suction cups.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
Your funding revoked by the ethics board.
What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the ki...