A hungry man with a hankerin' for chili sits down at a restaurant.
The waitress approaches to take his order and, of course, he orders a bowl of chili.
She replies, "Sorry sir. The gentleman seated at the table next to you got the last bowl."
The hungry man looks over and sees that the his neighbor is almost finished his meal but the bowl of chili is still full.
Feeling slightly embarrassed but still super in the mood of chili he asks the age old question, "Are you gonna eat that?"
The neighbor replies "nope" and passes the bowl.
Delicious chili in front of him and napkin tucked into his shirt the man digs in, scarfing down spoon after spoon of the delicious stew.
He is just about half way through when his spoon hits something a bit too large and a bit too solid at the bottom of the bowl. With a feeling of dread rising in his stomach, he digs down scoops out a now chili colored and very dead mouse.
Horrified, he retches and forcefully barfs every last bit of chili right back into the bowl.
His neighbor looks him right in the eye and says, "Yup. That's about as far as I got too."
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