A man walks into a bar and pulls up a stool next to this old cowboy sitting at the bar. He orders a drink and notices this old cowboy just sitting there staring at a bowl of chili.
After some time goes by he asks the old cowboy if he isnt going to eat the chili if he can have it.
The Cowboy slides the bowl over to him and keep quiet sitting there.
The guy eats it up and as he gets to the bottom of the bowl he see's a mouse in the bowl.
Upon seeing this he immediately throws up all the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy looks over at him and says. I did the exact same thing!
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