A mouse walks into a bakery and asks the chef: "Excuse me sir... do you have any cheese?" The chef looks confused and answers: "No, I'm sorry, I don't have any cheese" The mouse says: "Oh, ok. Thank you!" and leaves.
The next day the same mouse goes into the same bakery and asks the same chef: "Excuse me sir... do you have any cheese?" The chef, remembering the mouse from the day before answers: "No, I told you yesterday I don't have any cheese" The mouse says: "Oh, ok. Thank you!" and leaves.
The next day the same mouse goes into the same bakery and asks the same chef: "Excuse me sir... do you have any cheese?" The chef, now annoyed by the mouse yells: "NO! I already told you I don't have any cheese! This is a bakery, we don't have cheese! The next time you ask if I have any cheese I'm going to nail you to that wall over there!!" The mouse replies: "Oh, ok. Thank you!" and leaves.
The next day the same mouse goes into the same bakery and asks the same chef: "Excuse me sir, do you have a hammer and some nails?" The chef looks more confused than ever, and says: "hammer and nails? No, I'm sorry, I don't" The mouse then says: "And cheese???"
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