A guy sat down in a restaurant and ordered a bowl of bean soup.

"I'm sorry," the waitress said, "but the customer next to you had the last bowl." The guy could see that the other customer had left most of his soup.

"Could I have that?" he asked.

"Sure." So he started eating--but halfway down he discovered a dead mouse.

"Ugh," he said, "I just found a dead mouse in the soup."

"That's as far as I got too," said the other man.

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