"I'm sorry," the waitress said, "but the customer next to you had the last bowl." The guy could see that the other customer had left most of his soup.
"Could I have that?" he asked.
"Sure." So he started eating--but halfway down he discovered a dead mouse.
"Ugh," he said, "I just found a dead mouse in the soup."
"That's as far as I got too," said the other man.
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