Elvis Joke
My pet mouse elvis died last night :( He was ca...
Mouse Jokes
I was beating a mouse
Then it clicked.
If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port...
elephant vs mouse
Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s...
An American in China
An American visits China for the first time and...
Three mice are sitting around, boasting.
The first mouse says, "Mousetraps are nothing! ...
Curiosity has killed my cat....
At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger'...
An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.
The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Be...
Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!"
Doctor: Which knee?
Mickey: Disney
A man bought a new computer.
Fairly plain, black box, display, keyboard, mou...
I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement.
Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes.
A guy sits down in a Café and asks for the hot chili.
A guy sits down in a Café and asks for the hot ...
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?"
asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's ...
Family Of Mice
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
Two mice sneak into a San Francisco Bay Area In-N-Out Burger...
.. Shocked that nobody noticed them, they quiet...
A man walks into a bar with a mouse on his shoulder.
"What are you doing with that yoke in here?" as...
An Englishmen, Irishmen, and Scotsman are all running from the law...
They all turn down an alley only to find a dead...
What's the difference between a fast food job and what Minnie Mouse got on her wedding night?
One is Mickey D's, the other is Mickey's D.
morale
A fly is flying above a river.
A fish swims in...
What did Karl Mouse hate the most?
The bourgeoicheese
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
My mother asked me to fix her computer today, so I jiggled the mouse.
It was a cursory attempt.
What's a mouse's least favorite shape?
A trapezoid.
A man goes into a shop and says can I have a condom this big?
A man goes into a shop and says "can I have som...