There once was a mouse called Keith
Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth;
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Mouse Jokes
The early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?
Word of mouse.
Mickey Mouse
Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs?
A: Mic...
What did the door say to the mouse?
That don't make no sense, doors canne talk, it'...
More 83 YO dad funnies.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement cen...
my nana and bb8
i recently got the sphero bb8 and my nana asked...
Elvis
My wee pet mouse elvis has died ! He got caught...
second language
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
A homeless man enters a diner
He asks the waitress “What can a guy get for a ...
The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl.
It will be like Disney World, except the six fo...
A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it.
It was out of my range.
My pet mouse Elvis died today
He got caught in a trap.
My friends pet mouse Elvis just died.
He was caught in a trap.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring...
Not even a mouse stirred.
Someone turned the Mouse of a few computers upsite down at the work place.
So i turned his keyboard upside down, and he to...
Actual "dad" joke from my dad
What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after...
Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park
They say the only difference between it and Dis...
A man walked into a restaurant and saw another man staring at his bowl of soup...
The man just continued to stare at the soup and...
My pet mouse Elvis died today
He was caught in a trap
A ridiculously rich man is buying his 6 year old nephew a birthday present
On his birthday, the boy gets a Porsche 911. Fo...
What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse
John: What do u call a dog that walks with two ...
So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse...
If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation i...
sure the early bird may get the worm...
but the second mouse gets the cheese