Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
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Mouse Jokes
Cat's Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with ...
Questions That Have Confused Us All
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Who...
Irishman
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The parish pr...
Homework
Every day the same old thing
Essays, reading, ...
Amazing Facts 6
#1
In ancient times strangers shook hands to s...
Amazing Facts 10
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The original reason for tablecloths was as a...
Letter to Bill Gates
Blond's Letter to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill G...
Animal Sounds
A group of young children was sitting in a circ...
Bang Head Here
Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
Cus...
What is It?
Schwarznegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox ha...
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Marg and Sam invited a couple over for a evenin...
Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudde...
Don't Blame the Monkey!
There was a coconut tree and 4 animals.
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Cat, Rat, and (Dog)
Two mice were waiting for the right time to get...
Quiz For The Idiots
Take this quiz to see if you are an idiot or no...
On The Bus...
One day, I was about to tell my 'Micky Mouse is...
Brown Legs and Trunk
Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
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Why did the computer squeak?
Someone stepped on its mouse.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter is so obsessed with Mickey Mouse.
She was so excited when I got home and told her.
My pet mouse "Elvis" died yesterday...
He was caught in a trap.
People always ask me why I procrastinate..
They say, "you know, the early bird gets the wo...
My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today
He got caught in a trap.
A kindergarten has a class pet, a mouse named Mister Squeaky
Mister Squeaky is a staple of the class, having...
The early bird might get the worm, but
The second mouse *always* gets the cheese