Three mice are sitting around, boasting.

The first mouse says, "Mousetraps are nothing! The bar makes a great workout!"

The second mouse, not to be outdone, takes a pill from its pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin, "That was rat poison."

The third mouse gets up to leave, and the first mouse asks where the third is going.

The third mouse replies, "It's getting late. I need to go home and chase the cat."

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