"What are you doing with that yoke in here?" asks the barman.
The man replies "Well I have a proposition for you. The mouse gets to stay and I get a full bottle of good whiskey if I can show you this mouse playing the piano!".
"Deal" says the barman, not believing this obvious drunk. The man sets the mouse on the table, brings out a tiny piano and, lo and behold, the mouse starts playing Mozart!
"That's incredible" says the barman, and readily hands over the bottle. The man fills himself a glass and then brings out a toad onto the table.
"Ah here, you're pushing your luck" says the barman.
"Well I have another proposition for you. If this toad can sing he can stay and I get a bottle of brandy" says the man.
"Deal" says the barman, sure of himself now that a toad couldn't sing. Well, before their very eyes the toad sang 'Old man river' all the way through.
A regular down the bar pipes up as the brandy is being passed over shouting "I'll give you fifty quid for the frog!".
"Deal" says the man and they make the exchange, the regular leaving the pub delighted with himself.
"I know it's really not any of my business but you just have away a fortune you know" says the barman to the man.
"Not at all" says the man. "Sure the mouse is also a ventriloquist!".
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