Mosquito Jokes

Mosquito Jokes

The New York state bird


The New York state bird should be the mosquito.

The New York state bird should be the mosquito....


The New York state bird should be the mosquito.

15 Ways To Uplift the Workplace


1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disg...

Words to improve your vocabulary


Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance perfo...

How to Annoy Your Co-Workers

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disg...

Blonde and a Mosquito

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a ...

Mental Institute

One day, in the mental institute, a doctor visi...

What Do You Get?

Q. What do you get when you cross a mosquito w...

Mosquito

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A...

Miscellaneous Terms

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damagi...

New Words

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance perfor...

I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it

Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it ...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

What d'you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar with a vector.

Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.

Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a ...

If only Africa had more mosquito nets

Then every year we could save millions of mosqu...

Mosquito nets

There's a program being started in Africa in or...

"Name a blue fly"

Mosquito with jeans

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

(Jimmy Carr) If only Africa had more mosquito nets, every year...

We could save millions of mosquitos from dying ...

Honey bee: Why there are different types of blood groups?

Mosquito: So we can enjoy different flavors.