Mosquito Jokes
What do you call a funny mosquito?
What do you call a funny mosquito?
Malarious
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Africa
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then eve...
Where do Muslim dwarfs go to pray?
The mosquito.
If only we had more money for mosquito nets in Africa...
think of all the mosquitoes we could save from ...
The difference
What's the difference between a fly and and a m...
What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant...
But the thought that an insect with just 10 bra...
If Africa had more mosquito nets...
...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying o...
A mosquito goes to a military base.
The commanding officer says, "Sorry, this is a ...
What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a sc...
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it
mosquito and a blonde joke
what's the difference between a mosquito and a ...
I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock
It was time for him to die.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?
A golden opportunity
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her
My professor just told the WORST physics joke
What do you get when you cross a mountain climb...
*Tips fedora at a mosquito*
"M'laria'
Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me!
I guess I now have a mosquito bite
A customer at a hotel resort goes to complain to the manager.
"Manager," he says, "there are far too many mos...
Love is Dangerous- Funny Joke
Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
mosquito kissed th...
Dog & Mosquito
Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
..
mosquito kissed ...