What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
Mosquito Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (he...
I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa
We can save millions of mosquitos from needless...
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you slap it and the othe...
Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito?
He was malarious
Confucius Say
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testic...
The fly and me
I'm translating this joke from my native langua...
Physics Joke
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his f...
A mosquito landed on my wife's face...
Easiest decision of my life.
I was bitten by a mosquito today.
It sucked.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito..
he could not figure out why his American friend...
Whats the difference between your mom and a mosquito? (not for sensitive peeps)
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
What animal gets applauded?
The mosquito.
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosqui...
What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
At Night
It is night, I'm sleeping. Gently you're moving...
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets...
We would save millions of innocent misquitos dy...
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!
Yo mama's like a mosquito
I gotta slap her to stop sucking
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito G...
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To imp...