Mosquito Jokes

Mosquito Jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-div...

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? ...

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?

What is the difference between a mosquito and a...

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosq...

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

What did one mosquito say to another when they ...

Waiter, waiter!

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. ...

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't ...