One day, in the mental institute, a doctor visited one of his new patients.
"How are you today?" he asked, when he saw his patient.
"Oh. I'm fine thank you very much. How about you?" replied the patient.
"Oh, I'm fine," answered the doctor, while thinking if he should let this patient go seeing as how he was polite and all. "So, did you sleep alright last night?"
"Oh, heavens no. The mosquitoes were such a bother, I got so angry that I put up a mosquito net around the bed but I climbed under the bed. HA! They can bite whatever they want inside the net, but I'll be safe and sound under the bed," answered the patient with an air of dignity.
"Never mind."
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