Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.

Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.



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Boy – Would you like to dance?
Girl – Yes! Boy – So I can take this chair?
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Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!


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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
..
mosquito kissed the dog
..
Dog
became emotional…gave Love bite to
mosquito
.
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of
Dengue
.
MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS

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