There's a new mosquito repellant for your clothes . .
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Mosquito Jokes
Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?
In Bhuddapest
What's the difference between your mother and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking when I slap it
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mount...
What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Stealing mosquito repellent...
Jacking Off!©
*Tips fedora at a mosquito*
M'laria
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise...
...there is always a way to solve problems, wit...
What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it
A mosquito walks into gang territory looking for blood...
All he finds are cripz.
Why was the young mosquito up all night and stressed out?
He was studying for a blood test
What's the difference between a Mosque and a Mosquito?
One is an Islamic house of worship, and the oth...
What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Dracula and Satan
This joke was heard over the radio.
Dracula, a...
A baby mosquito had just returned after his first flight.
Daddy mosquito asked, "So, son, how did it feel...
There's nothing scarier then a mosquito
coming out of Magic Johnson's house
If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant...
Will he be so filled with self loathing that he...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
One is a blood sucking parasite, and the other ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
The mosquito can fly, but the fly can't mosquito
whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
Baby mosquito with his father
It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out f...