Favorite Professor One Liners

1. All of you, stand in a straight circle.

2. I have two daughters, and both are girls!

3. Both the three of you get out of the class.

4. I saw you with my wife.....in the theatre.

5. Open the windows let the Airforce come in.

6. Boys go to the right, girls to the left. The rest follow me.

7. How dare you look at the monkey outside the window when I'm sitting here!

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