one day mr Jones the army mans wife died
the commander told sargent paul fisher to tell mr Jones
he went up to Jones and said Jones ya wifes died. and marched
off leaving Jones crying
The commander said to Sarge Fisher that was harsh mabey if
something happens again be a little more softer.
next day Egans dad died
Commander told Fisher to tell him nicer than last time
so Fisher went to the whole army and said all those with a dad
take one step back...Where do you think your going Egan?
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