In a fancy restaurant in Washington DC, a Yuppie started to choke on a bone. A woman rushed over, identified herself as a doctor and reassured the man that he was going to be alright.She performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The bone popped out.As the man's breath & voice returned he said, 'I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you ?' The doctor smiled and said, 'I'll settle for one-tenth of what you were willing to pay while you were choking.'
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