One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but
unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.
So the old woman calls up her doctor and asked,� where�s my heart located?''
''On a woman, it's usually located under her left breast,'' the doctor
replied.
The next day the woman was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a gun shot
wound to the knee.
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