How many surgeons?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and...
Medical Jokes
Poor Old Lady
This old lady walks into the Doctor's office a...
Sexual Problem
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a se...
Medical Q&A
A patient went to the hospital complaining of ...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the ...
Forgetful Minds
A couple has been married for 50 years. One da...
Glossary of Medical Terms
Benign................What you be after you be...
Did you ever have this before?
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient:...
Dentist to Patient
Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me out? I'...
I can cure pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was su...
Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to...
Preventive medicine belief
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative med...
How many physiotherapists?
None.
They just give the dead bulb some exerc...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitu...
Quizzical
A man and his son are in a car accident and ar...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem - her hus...
Toe Observations
What do the toes say when they meet?
"There i...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the ps...
Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under ...
A baseball manager
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his...
Five Surgeons
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and w...
He is not dead
He is not dead, he is electroencephalographica...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow....
What is your problem?
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: ...
Who listens?
Dr. Jones, a young psychiatrist begins his pra...