A renowned heart surgeon in LA died. The funeral was lavish,
with the coffin placed in front of a mammoth heart replica. As
the minister finished with the eulogy, there was barely a dry
eye in the room.
At the end of the service, the heart opened and the coffin
slowly rolled inside. At that moment one of the mourners was
having serious difficulty stifling the giggles. The guy next to
him, a good friend of the deceased asked, "Why are you
laughing?" "I don't mean any disrespect. I was just thinking
about my own funeral," the man replied. "What's so funny about
that?" "I'm a gynecologist!"
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