Social Security

An old man went to the social security office to sign up.
He had stood in the line for a very long time until it was finally his turn.
The lady behind the counter asks him for identification. He went to get his
wallet out of his back pocket and realized he had left it at home. The lady told
him that was alright he could just show her his chest hairs and if they were
grey she knew he was old enough for social security.
After everything was done there he went home and told his wife how his day
went. He told her that he had forgotten his wallet at home and the lady at the
social security office just ask him to pull down the front of his shirt and she
could tell he was old enough.
After listening to his story his wife told him if he had dropped his pants he
probably could have gotten disability too.