Where's My Heart

Poor Mildred was a 92 year old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She
decided she wuld just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to quickly get over it, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot
herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.


Not wanting to miss the vital organ and then become a vegetable
and burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to
inquire as to exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman,"
the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left
breast."


Later that night, Mildred was addmitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her left knee.