Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one
said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do
you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I
just wet myself.''
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