After hearing that one of the patients in the mental hosptal had
just saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of
the bathtub. Dr. Brown, the director of the hospital, reviewed
the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. James,
your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you are
ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later
killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill
himself," Mr. James replied, "I hung him up to dry."
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