Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your
loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? I didn't feel a thing!" Dentist: "I know,
but there are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to
miss the five o'clock football game."
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