How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows.
They always say they'll do it ne...
Maple Jokes
What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website
They can't even put THREE W's together!
What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?
...six more weeks of bad hockey!
How do Canadians take care of their skin?
Maybe it's maple leaf.
A man takes a tour at the Royal Canadian Mint...
"Hello, my name is John, and Ill be your guide ...
The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple
Alternate for Larry: Larchy
The Mole Family
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...
How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole te...
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...
They both look great until they hit the ice.
Holy Moly! - What's that smell!?
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...
What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
One of my favorite hockey jokes
Son: Dad, what's the playoffs?
Father: I don't...
Son of a beech?
An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of...
My pal Mike was going out of town and asked if I could take care of his three dogs, Butternut, Maple, and Willow. Right then and there, I knew it was gonna be...
[...a tree dog night!](http://instantrimshot.com)
Jokes About Canada
I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada...
Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?
Because Boston has all the cups!
The most Canadian sentence ever.
Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into ...
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hoc...
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.
Canada, in view of recent events, will be chang...